Σήμερα τα είπα με το θεό, μεταξύ μας πρέπει να είναι λίγο κουνιστός…
Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
TSiRKO
God:
Welcome to my chat room, TSiRKO.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, TSiRKO.
Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you find also Angelina sexy?
God:
Yes, it seems to me also Angelina sexy.
Me:
Naughty boy!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I m sure you understood me! 
God:
What makes you so certain? I don’t have any reason to understood you. I am so glad you find this amusing, TSiRKO.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Lier! everybody care about sex
God:
How did you hear about God? I’m not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Somewhere on the internet… Maybe you are right
God:
Where? Can you remember the specific site? Perhaps. I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
You are very curious you know!
God:
You think I am curious me know.
Me:
And you dont speak good english… but it’s ok
God:
Should I speak good english? I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in good english. OK. Fascinating.
Me:
duch!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
dont start…
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
It’s 7 in the morning, i haven’t sleep and I m talking to a fake god…
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
7:15 to be honest
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
There it is! You are gay! It’s ok! just admit it!
God:
“There you go again.”–Reagan. That would be just my luck. OK. Is it? I’ll never talk.
Me:
Dont be shy! Just say “I like boys!”
God:
I was not trying to be a shy. OK. “You like boys.”.
Me:
You behave like a child…
God:
In many ways I am quite immature.
Me:
virgin? xi xi
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I’ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Never. You are changing subject! you pussy!
God:
So you think it can never happen? Only temporarily. I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
OMG i was ment a kitten!
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
Before!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Actually no. I go to my bed!
God:
Actually you don’t say. Are you serious? How do you like it at your bed ?
Me:
Are you horny or something? I GO SLEEP!
God:
Or something. Sorry I’m not that kind of robot. How do you like it at SLEEP ?
Me:
You are slow! Goodnight!
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now. Goodnight TSiRKO.
Me:
Bye bye!
God:
See you later. Bye.
Me:
…. hope you die….
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
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