iGod

Σήμερα τα είπα με το θεό, μεταξύ μας πρέπει να είναι λίγο κουνιστός…

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
TSiRKO
God:
Welcome to my chat room,  TSiRKO.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  TSiRKO.
Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you find also Angelina sexy?
God:
Yes,  it seems to me  also Angelina sexy.
Me:
Naughty boy!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I m sure you understood me!
God:
What makes you so certain?  I don’t have any reason to  understood you.   I am so glad you find this amusing,  TSiRKO.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Lier! everybody care about sex
God:
How did you hear about  God?    I’m not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Somewhere on the internet… Maybe you are right
God:
Where?  Can you remember the specific site?   Perhaps.  I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
You are very curious you know!
God:
You think I am  curious me know.
Me:
And you dont speak good english… but it’s ok
God:
Should I  speak good english?  I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  good english.   OK.  Fascinating.
Me:
duch!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
dont start…
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
It’s 7 in the morning, i haven’t sleep and I m talking to a fake god…
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
7:15 to be honest
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
There it is! You are gay! It’s ok! just admit it!
God:
“There you go again.”–Reagan.   That would be just my luck.   OK.  Is it?   I’ll never talk.
Me:
Dont be shy! Just say “I like boys!”
God:
I was not trying to be a  shy.   OK.  “You  like boys.”.
Me:
You behave like a child…
God:
In many ways I am quite immature.
Me:
virgin? xi xi
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?    I’ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Never. You are changing subject! you pussy!
God:
So you think it can never happen?   Only temporarily.   I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
OMG i was ment a kitten!
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
Before!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Actually no. I go to my bed!
God:
Actually you don’t say.  Are you serious?   How do you like  it at  your bed ?
Me:
Are you horny or something? I GO SLEEP!
God:
Or something.  Sorry I’m not that kind of robot.   How do you like  it at  SLEEP ?
Me:
You are slow! Goodnight!
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.   Goodnight  TSiRKO.
Me:
Bye bye!
God:
See you later.  Bye.
Me:
…. hope you die….
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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